ISM Moonbats Achieve Arab-Israeli Cooperation

Of course, Arabs and Israelis living in harmony is not what the ISM is after; their goal is identical to that of Hamas and Hizb'allah (i.e., the extermination of Israel). But by golly, Jews and Muslims have found something they can agree on: throwing their punk asses out.

Arab leaders in Hevron have contacted the city’s Jewish leaders for help in getting rid of self-proclaimed anarchist volunteers who, they complain, are destroying their traditional way of life.

The anarchists, many of whom are members of the International Solidarity Movement [see, e.g., Rachel Corrie], flock to flashpoints throughout Judea and Samaria, ostensibly to help PA Arabs contend with IDF closures and protect them from harassment. In actuality, many of the volunteers seek confrontations with IDF soldiers and local Jewish residents, taking advantage of their Western passports to cause havoc – knowing that, at worst, they will be deported, not jailed.

The local Arabs in the Hevron region whom the activists claim to be helping are now complaining that the American and European students behave in a provocative and offensive manner in Hevron’s public areas. The Arabs say the activists disrespect the moral norms and standards of the local population.

"These anarchists come here and undermine the education we give our children. At first we took them in with hospitality - after all, they claimed they wanted to help us, so why kick them out? But very quickly they infuriated me with their lewd behavior."

In a bid to rid the region of the anarchists, local Arab leaders approached representatives of the Jewish community in Hevron – a rare, but not unheard of occurrence – in order to find a solution. The two sides agreed to have Arabic-speaking Jewish observers along Hevron’s main thoroughfares to replace the anarchists in ensuring calm between the city’s Jewish and Arab populations. The left-wing activists would then be informed by the local Arab population that they appreciate their offer to help, but that they are no longer needed.

Perhaps commie radicals do possess the secret to world peace: they've shown ancient, bitter enemies that dealing with each other is preferable to having your streets swamped with smelly, delusional hippies. Of course, if you've ever lived in Boulder, Berkeley, Ithaca, or Ann Arbor, you already knew that.