A Professor Connected to Reality!

Lemme guess. A professor of English? Government? Psychology? Gender Studies? Riiight. It's no accident that the soft, fuzzy disciplines produce academics with soft, fuzzy minds. Here we have a professor of mechanical engineering whose applied logic is no less rigorous in real life.

With the possible exception, of course, that he sent this fantastic e-mail straight to MSU's Terrorist Coalition Muslim Students Association. Fatwa in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . :

Dear Moslem Association: As a professor of Mechanical Engineering here at MSU I intened to protest your protest.

I am offended not by cartoons, but by more mundane things like beheadings of civilians, cowardly attacks on public buildings, suicide murders, murders of Catholic priests (the latest in Turkey!), burnings of Christian chirches, the continued persecution of Coptic Christians in Egypt, the imposition of Sharia law on non-Muslims, the rapes of Scandinavain girls and women (called "whores" in your culture), the murder of film directors in Holland, and the rioting and looting in Paris France.

This is what offends me, a soft-spoken person and academic, and many, many, many of my colleagues. I counsul you dissatisfied, agressive, brutal, and uncivilized slave-trading Moslems to be very aware of this as you proceed with your infantile "protests."

If you do not like the values of the West -- see the 1st Ammendment -- you are free to leave. I hope for God's sake that most of you choose that option. Please return to your ancestral homelands and build them up yourselves instead of troubling Americans.

Cordially, I. S. Wichman, Professor of Mechanical Engineering

Bravo, Professor Wichman. Hope you sleep next to a loaded .45.