Special Offer: Get Your Free Qur'an!

Jawa Report: Damn it feels good to be an infidel!

So it's confirmed.
15 Guantanamo detainees "abused" their own Qur'ans;
3 US personnel intentionally "abused" a Qur'an; and
2 US personnel inadvertently "abused" a Qur'an.

Many have suggested that these budding artists ought to apply for an NEA grant. However, a Saudi sheikh calls Qur'an abuse by the infidel "a violation of international law and conventions." I.e., tantamount to an act of war.

I bet you're thinking, "Hey! Everyone has a Qur'an to abuse but me! When do I get to commit my own heinous act of war?"

Well. Conveniently, leading jihad propaganda group CAIR is giving them away for free. And not just any Qur'ans, but a version annotated with 20% extra anti-Semitic bile. Call now!

Not sure what to do with yours? See ideas here and here.

Warning: first see Geometry of the Flush.